Eating Existence Director's Cut
My name is Yoo Yang. My name doesn't mean Yang when someone addresses you as Ms. Kim or Ms. Lee. My name is just Yang.
It's just a single syllable. I have a brain of a genius
and I have the looks of a goddess. I also have never placed anywhere but first place,
so you could say I am like a celebrity. Hehehe.
Of course, school wasn't the easiest thing for me in the world.
When I was a little kid, I heard from my dad that I will be eaten alive by people if I don't study,
so I always studied when people were already asleep.
And I also studied when others were having fun.
That's how I was able to go into Munhwa University and major in law, which makes everyone envious.
In actuality, not all good students go to Munhwa University.
You have to have brains like me you know. Hahahaha.
What I really want to do as a person with good looks, intellect,
sensibility, and also individuality is writing. Yes, I want to be a writer.
Why is that? It's because I have a natural talent for writing.
And that is why I am getting non-stop offers to get my writing published as of now.
Oh man, these talents and skills of mine. And this freaking special ability of mine. Hahaha.
Even today I am supposed to have meetings with all these publishers—
Oh shoot, I am late.
Eating Existence
Episode 1
One way an oyster can swim through the sea
The deadline is over so maybe we can go have chicken and beer? Friday - 05:54 PM
No No. It's Hongdae.
There will be this awesome Rock Festival. It will be so cool.
So we are gonna go have fun tonight?
That's right.
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Hey, Deputy Im.
You are leaving already?
You have a seat. Ms. Sae Yeon you should stay in your seat too.
You should all stay in your seats because you worked so hard for the deadline.
Don't you think it would be too sad to just go straight home?
♫ Hell's main music ♫
♫ Someone to call me one slave ♫
Yoo Yang, why aren't you coming already?
Let's go for it!
Oh Yea!
What's this useless dancing for?
What is happening here when there is not enough head banging and passing out at the club to go around?
This reality is so filthy because
we have a man like that on stage who happens to be arrogant, greedy and has a bad habit of touching girls.
A laid back girl like me is supposed to look after a trash like that?
Well, being in the real world has taught me so much that it doesn't even surprise me anymore.
Oh man, life is so beautiful. It's so beautiful that I can just die right now.
My goodness.
Oh what is this?
Why do you have to look like this?
i>You are so useless too.
Just pour it here, Sir.
Look, Yoo Yang.
No, not that. There is no glass for it?
A glass?
It's right there.
I drank too much today.
Why are you like that? You can't drink, when you can't even do your job well?
Take it. Bring it closer.
You are so full of love, Sir.
You have to drink it straight up okay?
We can go ahead and drink some.
Yes sir.
- Go ahead and drink. - Yes sir.
- Don't waste it okay? - Yes sir.
You drank all of it just because I told you to?
Damn, that freaking knuckle head.
Look guys, my ideal type is
a girl with long hair.
But that girl's hair represents someone who is not happy with society.
Hey Ye Ri, you should undo your hair for me.
Please show me your sexiness with that long hair of yours.
Hold on general manager, it hurts.
No, no. What I meant was for you to undo your hair and show it to me.
Wait a minute sir.
Hey You, Kim!
Like an oyster that is locked under the sea that is trying to somehow endure,
do you like living by getting all the good ones and sucking all the meat out of the shell, huh?
I once used to think that
oysters were treasures of the sea.
But you know, in movies
they have oysters stacked up next to their champagne acting like bunch of fancy pants.
But you know,
this...
There is nothing so pathetic as these oysters.
♫ My shoulder that has been tied down by an axis ♫
It looks so lifeless even if it's alive.
Hey Jo Ye Ri, is that how you do your work? Huh?!
It can't see or hear anything because it has no eyes, nose, or lips.
It can't even complain. All it does is just stick to a rock, barely breathing.
Why can't you, huh?
Pig out on these pathetic oysters why don't you?!
♫ Only sitting back and getting hit ♫
Hey You!
General Manager, please bear with her.
Hey You!
♫ Life is supposed to be. ♫
Listen Yang. You know oysters are
to be eaten instead of being thrown around.
It's because Yang is very drunk today.
Yang, please let's get out of here.
This is making me totally lose appetite for drinking, for god's sake.
She really shouldn't be doing this.
- Let's have another. - Yes sir, let's do that.
Hey Kim Kwang Bae.
This is a natural gift that I am giving you!
She really went nuts.
What's wrong with her?
Why is she doing that?
Hey. Hey! Hey, hey!
Oh, what are we gonna do?
I haven't seen anything like this as long as I've lived.
What in the world is this, huh?
When I brought you guys out to dinner for you to enjoy?
We are not going for seconds today so go get your things.
Get your clothes and your bags. Let's go already. My goodness.
They said in your teens you have to pretty much do as you're told.
They said that being in your 20s is full of pain, so that is why it's called youth.
Sheesh. You're an adult in your 30's so I should take responsibility?
Ah seriously.
Life isn't easy for anyone in the world,
but there won't be world peace just because I am able to endure it all.
I should at least become happy here.
Let's not become like a pitiful oyster.
♫ Eating it while rolling it ♫
♫ Like a ♫
♫ Cloud drift ♫
♫ Muddy ground stand ♫
♫ Like a worm ♫
♫ But life is sparkling ♫